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To: Student Mailing List
Subject: new visitor policy

whut up everyone? this is [College Student], botherin u guys again, but for a good reason!!!!

in college, you are given the opportunity to act out in a way that u have never acted before. u are given a chance to enjoy your growth before u r forced to be an adult. part of that stipulates meeting new people, socializing and just enjoying other people (hint hint). HOW CAN WE DO THAT IF WE ARE ONLY ALLOWED TWO FREAKIN GUESTS, ONE HAVIN TO LEAVE AT MY LITTLE SISTER'S BEDTIME (eleven o clock for the slow ones)?!!!!! COME ON! THIS ISNT A PRISON, AND ITS NOT FAIR THAT MY LIFE IS CONTROLLED, AND I STILL GET A BILL! i know that alot of people are taking advantage of the privlege we DO have left (slap on the hand, stop it!!!), but that doesnt mean that the whole campus needs to suffer. also, instead of it becoming safer for us, the specifications of the policy are actually ass backwards. i spoke to [student advisor], and she said that she is willing to sit down with me and maybe six or seven other students (and campus safety) and change the policy, shake it up a bit. whutdoyathink?

And the educated response:

-Hey
I am new to the school, but I totaly agree to what you are inplying. I thought college supost to be about freedom and becoming your own parent how could I do that when I am constantly mammy. The rules that have been given to to us about guest and closing every gate seems a little too much!

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