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In the interest of injecting some energy into our little on-line community (and getting Alex, Chase and Andy away from WoW for at least 5 minutes) I'm going to ask you all to do a little bloject (blog + project = bloject!). Unfortunately I have not yet come up with an interesting bloject to subject you to. Hmmm... let's see... Okay, got one:

Here, it's easy (and stupid, but easy!).

I would like at least one found haiku from each of you (and if you read this, I mean you; yes, you). So we'll go with the standard 5-7-5 syllable pattern and the only rule is your haiku cannot contain your personal words. The lines can come from a street sign, the tv, WoW, drunks at the Summit, anything but your imagination. Also, please don't encourage each other to say something just so you can use it. First try to do it by the rules. If that doesn't work, then fine; cheat.

Once you have your haiku you can post it here or wherever you live on the internets, but if you don't leave it here, then please link to it so I don't have to chase you around.

Got it? Good. Break!