1) (And most important) To mock them.
2) (Close second) To aid them in the mockage of whomever their entry was intended to mock.
3) To respond to charges or mockery brought against your person in their entry.
4) To point out and/or correct an error that they made either in the entry or in life.
5) To get some of their attention by relating their entry to a moment or moments in your own life.
6) Because the joke is there, and if you don't make it, it could languish in joke purgatory.
7) To sell Propecia, or a larger penis, or payday loans (i.e. because you are a spambot).
8) (and least likely) Because you don't know them, and therefore feel comfortable showing your sincere gratitude for their entry in the anonymity of the interporn.
Reason #1 not to comment on someone's blog...
1) They post an entry about comments.
Posted by: lopolis at December 2, 2004 04:04 PMAnd look at you falling for it.
How cute!
Although it should be "Reasons *I* Comment on Blogs" I don't have any idea why all y'all do it.
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Posted by: penis pump at December 2, 2004 05:05 PMWhat's a blog?
Posted by: jlg at December 2, 2004 11:35 PMjason, how many times can you post the exact same comment on someone's blog?
Posted by: melanie at December 3, 2004 08:57 AMSince Liz isn't "blogging" right now, I figure I would blog about her going out and buying milk because I feel bad for her because she is not currently blogging, or reading a blog, but maybe she is thinking of an idea for her next blog or thinking about a critique of someone else's blog, so that when she returns she can immediately open her blog and begin blogging. Me? I'm blogging right now on liz's blog because I am not 2004 enough to have my own blog, and I must be blogging on someone else's blog.
Posted by: Brendan at December 5, 2004 09:24 PMMany. I can post that exact same comment many more times on someone's blog.
Posted by: jlg at December 6, 2004 12:58 AM9) Because the Blog I usually comment on has become and Redneck German grease monkey site.
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