Actually, the first of May still has not brought any outdoor fucking in my general vicinity, but it has brought an outbreak of the most outrageous gossip and prank-monkey behavior to most of my office. It may be sunstroke, or just irritation at being cooped up working on a day like this but the sum total of the behavioral anomalies today is:
1) Debbie is walking around (and currently meeting with clients) with several paperclips in her ponytail (unbeknownst to her, of course. And courtesy of Jeff Parker.)
2) All of the agents were threatened with disembowelment by wild animals if they chose less-than-wise passcodes for the copier. (Courtesy of me.)
3) Alaina quit amid much rumor and speculation.
4) Shavic never showed up all day long. And there was much rejoicing! (Or at least a conspicuous absence of whining.)
5) Andrea received (and then forwarded to me) several emails from some twisted friend of hers, detailing the sexual positions and tricks he has, so far, persuaded his...um...well.. she's definately female...to do.
6) There is still a pot of Easter Lilies stems in the corner of the lobby but the flowers have disappeared since yesterday.
7) I finished everything I was supposed to do today in a timely fashion.
So May is clearly off to a bizarre (in a fun way) start. Can't wait for tomorrow though. I'm going to start drinking now...
Posted by liz at May 2, 2003 02:00 AMyou never explained the 'outdoor fucking' part...
Posted by: feuer at September 12, 2003 11:15 AMthat's actually a well known adage regarding the first of may. in fact my boss said it soon after i completed the post except he said "outdoor intercourse day." it's a more pleasant rhyme my way (courtesy of R.A.W.)
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